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On Speaking When it MattersOctober 7, 2025
We must learn to speak when it matters, and practice… Read more: On Speaking When it Matters
2019 Lansdowne High School Commencement SpeechJune 29, 2025
Context: Delivered in June 2019 at UMBC.
2024 GW Commencement CeremonyJanuary 12, 2025
Context Speech delivered on May 19th, 2024 on the National… Read more: 2024 GW Commencement Ceremony

“When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?“

Paul Samuelson, 1970 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economics